OHAI, You Asked About Me

I've got a beautiful wife and baby daughter.
I firmly believe Baseball is the finest sport ever invented.
I drink Guinness whenever the opportunity arises.
I occasionally claim to be an Elvis person. I'm really a Beatles person.
I'm planning to run the NYC Marathon in 2008 2009 2010 someday.
I own 4 guitars and drive a dented red 1995 Jeep Wrangler.
For unfathomable reasons, I live in New Jersey.
Guilty pleasure: Project Runway Queer Eye.
I think monkeys are funny.